Sunday, March 5, 2017

Teammate of the year, or worst teammate ever

Jimmie Foxx of the Bad Axe Lumberjacks was at it again Sunday night when Paul Bunyan posted the teams new line up card in the clubhouse.

"I mean, I don't wanna brag or nuthin, but I am this leagues MVP, ya know? Like I am in second in this clown league of old timers, and some young gunners, but I keep doing my job and this lousy club can't even do their jobs. This teams axe, is pretty dull when we can't even win against the Antarctic fluffy care bears and whatever a Road runner is. This division is whack, as the young gunners say. Oh, and Bancroft, clean his locker out man, he literally has the worst average on our team".

There you have it stud DH Jimmie Foxx dishing out dirt on his team and taking another whack at fellow teammate Dave Bancroft.

When asked publicly for the first time about his teammates remarks about him, Dave Bancroft had this so say:

"Foxx is a tremendous talent on our team. Him and Lou (Gehrig) are playing well, but his remarks about my batting average are really jerk ish. I am glad Mr. Walter added a key FA in Lou Boudreau who took my spot, but he hasn't even started over me much. So yeah, Foxx kinda stinks."


Seen pictured is Bad Axe Lumber-jack Jimmie Foxx puffing smoke from the team's latest hotel stay in Vermont.







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